GRIFFIN ARRIVED AT 9.51pm ON FRIDAY JUNE 2nd, 2000 (the year of the Golden Dragon). B was in labour for 28 hours, 10 of them active. His birthweight was 9lbs 10oz.

full story of his arrival - graphic, may be used as form of birth control

mom's point of view
mom's point of view 2 months later

the onion's version - :)